Ping-Yin
"NORMALLY DEES GO FEEF-TEE DOLLAH. BUT FOR YOU? FEEF-TEE-TOO DOLLAH."
-- Ping Yin being a clever businessman
-- Ping Yin being a clever businessman
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OTHERSTUFF:
- Name: PING YIN;; yes like the Chinese writing
Age: 16
Eye colour: ASIAN BLACK.
Hair: ASIAN BLACK. SMOOTH AND SHINY AND STICKS UP IN PLACES BUT FABULOUSLY.
Body type: Lithe, muscular, almost-monkey-like;; athletic and kungfus v. often.
Short personality: Ill-educated Asian;; hates white people (learnt English for the sake of gaining the trust of tourists and scamming them with his bagofgoods);; street-smart and jackass-ishly sneaky;; loves Monkey King;; weakness for cute girls and children
- Distinguishing features: SNEAKYASS SMILE, monkey key chain, bag full of bootlegged goods (my R4!!), ...is a DS gijinka
Outfits: Red, Asian, always has monkey keychain.
Themesong: Everybody Was Kungfu Fighting -- Carl Douglas |
Universe: Electronic Gijinkas
- ESTP
- Ping is a sneaky jerkass with a penchant for two things: PROFIT and TROUBLE. Knowing kungfu and being an all-around fast-talking kind of guy, he is really really good at selling useless “antiques” he finds/steals to dumb tourists and even dumber locals! He’s rather intelligent (THOUGH NOT IN THE BOOK SENSE) and has this natural ability to get people to like him (AN ABILITY HE USES FOR EVVVIIIILLLL). Business became even more awesome when “the big nose” (AKA WHITE PEOPLE) came into the area— he has an especial fondness for swindling those he perceives as ~*~*OUTSIDERS*~*~
- Outside of business, Ping views *~*~OUTSIDERS*~* (NON-CHINAMEN) as inferior and is thus condescending/hateful towards them. He has some rather traditionalistic views of the world for a 16 year old traveling alone across China, one of those being that overt racism (along with sexism, along with HEALTH ABOVE ALL ELSE, along with RESPECT FOR NATURE, among other things) HURR…
- OH YEAH. PING ISN’T ONE TO CULTIVATE THE MIND (UNLESS THERE IS MATERIAL PROFIT INVOLVED IE learning English for the sake of chatting up white people and getting them to buy his stuff), but he believes in good health! He eats well and exercises often (RUNNING ACROSS ROOFTOPS AND AWAY FROM ANGER CROWDS AND TRAINING AND JUST PLAIN TRAVELING ACROSS CHINA). AND HE HAS A NICE LITHE YET MUSCULAR BODY TO SHOW FOR IT.
- His English is very loud and grating (LMAO GO TO A CHINESE SUPERMARKET OR RESTAURANT), and broken but understandable. AND AS I MENTIONED AND HEAVILY IMPLIED, Ping is also super self-sufficient. HE’S A GREAT COOK, AND IS DEF SOMEONE YOU’D WANT TO HAVE W/ YOU IF YOU GET LOST IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
OH AND HE REALLY LIKES CUTE GIRLS AND ANIMALS ESPECIALLY MONKEYS. MONKEY KING IS HIS IDOL.
- LIKE EVERY CHARACTER IN THIS WORLD, PING KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT IN A SUPER SUPER HYPER-COMPETENT WAY. SPECIFICALLY, HE KNOWS WAH LUM TAN TUI NORTHERN MANTIS KUNG FU STYLE.
- His mother was the forth wife of his dad. They weren’t very well liked because “four” is death in China. Ping wasn’t so keen on staying around and being disliked for no reason watsoever, so he decided to ditch the household at about the age of 11 and go on an epic journey across China to just escape it all (AND ALSO MAKE PROFIT).
- He dislikes that his mom is so weak-tempered, but supposes that it can’t be helped for she is a woman and not a man~**~.
- Xishi: HE KNOWS XISHI. HE USED TO LIKE HER UNTIL HE TASTED HER COOKING NOW HE’S LIKE BACKS THE FUCK AWAY.
- Orville: DOESN'T LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE'S A FOREIGNER. But, he doesn't like Ashby even more, so he acts as a begrudged translator between Orville and Xishi in order to get them together... Y'know when he's not scamming them both.
- Ashby: HE TRIES TO RUIN THE ARRANGED MARRIAGE BETWEEN ASHBY AND XISHI BY SOMETIMES HE ACTING AS A BEGRUDGED TRANSLATOR FOR ORVILLE AND XISHI. (LANGUAGE BARRIERS. LANGUAGE BARRIERS ABOUND). HE FOCUSES HIS ENERGIES ON MAKING ASHBY’S LIFE A SWIRLING TORRENT OF MISERY AND WOEEEE.
OTHERSTUFF:
- HIS NAME MEANS WRITING IN CHINESE…. BECAUSE IDK HOW TO NAME CHINESE CHARAS… OBVS.
- MONKEY KING IS HIS IDOL
- HE WANTS TO MARRY A WOMAN THAT CAN COOK
- MY REAL DS LIKES TO GO MISSING. THAT IS WHY PING IS SO SNEAKY. I ALSO HAVE AN R4 this is why Ping has a bag full of bootleg goods. HE CAN COOK BECAUSE I LAHV COOKING MAMA. My real DS also happens to have a monkey charm on it lol…. Oh and of course Ping wears red because my DS is red -thumbs up-
- SECRETLY I SHIP PING AND ASHBY TOGETHER TURNS HEAD.
- IN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER UNIVERSE HE IS A JACKASS FIRE BENDER CHILLING IN THE EARTH KINGDOM. HE SELLS FIREWORKS/CRACKERS. HE ALSO FIGHTS WITH THEM BY LIGHTING THEM WITH HIS FIREBENDING AND KICKING THEM INTO PEOPLE’S FACES.
- IN YAKIPAN-VERSE HE IS ON TEAM CHINA AND KUNGFU PUNCHES BREAD IDK
- MOSTLY IF YOUR CHARA IS IN ASIAN YOU WILL RUN INTO PING AHAHHAHAHAHA…
- WHEN PING GROWS UP, HE SETTLES DOWN AND OPENS A GREAT CHAIN OF CHINESE RESTAURANTS PROLLY. HE SEEMS LIKE A REALLY GOOD BUSINESSMAN
- UHHH. RIGHT OKAY. ping is definitely my favourite of all my gijinkas! he’s really fun to universe cross and think about because he’s such a jerkass LMAO. ALSO I HAVE A WEAKNESS FOR FIGHTING AS YOU CAN CLEARLY CLEARLY TELL
- wat else could i say… hmm. OH DID YOU KNOW THAT I HAD A DS GIJINKA BEFORE PING? BECAUSE I DID. BUT I KILLED HIM AND MADE PING DERP. LMAO
- WOW THIS INSIDER INFO IS P. SHALLOW SORRY GUYS.